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Segways are EPIC

What is so great about a Segway?

Segways are EPIC. It can change your life. If you get tired you can ride it. It is LEGENDARY and children can ride it – if they are nine or over. You don’t need to walk as it is faster than a bike and you’ll get tired if you ride a bike, so you should use a Segway instead. 

It is life changing because it is a bit scary but it is fun-on-a-bun. It is a bit shaky but it is CRAZY. In America Segways are very cheap, only $150, so pack your bags and get on that airplane. You can do tricks on your Segway, you can ride it if you are tired. You can ride it fast and you can get it in different colours, like orange, blue and black. I used to have an orange one.

GET IT NOW! IT IS AWESOME! GET IT RIGHT THIS MINUTE, THIS MOMENT, THIS SECOND!