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A teleporter

The answer is obvious. Who would even ask such a question? There is nothing better than to have a teleporter which folds up so you can carry it in your pocket at any time. Imagine exploring the whole world in one day. Come on! You don’t have to pay to go on holiday. IT’S FREE!

This fantastic invention is the reason why everyone has gone crazy. This teleporter is no ordinary teleporter. In fact, it as an automatic speaking system (ASS) which basically means you don’t have to do any typing or pressing of buttons but just simply speak and tell it where you want to go. The ASS teleporter can locate where you want to go with no hesitation and wondering.